Stephen Colbert mocks Trump’s self-proclaimed ‘natural instinct for science’

President Trump gave quite the interview to The Associated Press on Tuesday, and Stephen Colbert ran through some of the highlights on Wednesday’s Late Show: Whether it was appropriate to call Stormy Daniels “Horseface,” Don Jr.’s meeting with Russian officials in Trump Tower, and, especially, Trump’s continued ambivalence over climate change. Trump said he felt comfortable disagreeing with 97 percent of the world’s scientists because he has an inherent, inherited knack for science, thanks to an uncle who was a professor at MIT. Colbert had some questions.

“First of all, why did you bring up your science uncle if you never talked to him about science?” Colbert asked. “And second, you have a ‘natural instinct for science’? That’s not how knowledge works. You don’t inherit it from your uncle! The most you ever get from your uncle is your own nose back.” For course Trump “and his petrochemical pals would like you to ignore global warming altogether, but that may not be possible soon,” he said, “because a new study says that beer prices could double because of climate change. Or as the brothers at Sigma Phi Epsilon put it, ‘Climate change just got real.'” And yes, there is a shout out to Brett Kavanaugh. Watch below.

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Trevor Noah says Trump isn’t wrong to link Saudi Arabia’s likely Khashoggi murder to the Kavanaugh assault case

With the midterms only 20 days away, President Trump has been “sharing his thoughts on a variety of topics,” Trevor Noah said on Wednesday’s Daily Show, “including his favorite Chinese hoax, climate change.” He recapped Trump’s argument: “Trump says he doesn’t believe in manmade climate change because his uncle was a scientist, and that means Trump has a ‘natural instinct’ for science. … That’s not how it works. If a pilot has a heart attack, they’re never like: ‘Is anyone on this plane related to a pilot?!?'”

But the question everyone really wants the answer to, Noah said, is this: “Does Trump believe Saudi Arabia was behind the disappearance and likely murder of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi?” Trump’s critics say he’s ignoring coldblooded murder by the Saudis because of money, and Trump seems to agree. “Say what you want about Trump, but he wears his moral bankruptcy on his sleeve,” he said.

“President Trump is so eager to protect his possible weapons order that not only has he said, despite evidence, that he believes Saudi Arabia’s side of the story, he’s also said that they’re the real victims here,” Noah said, just as he had with a certain Supreme Court justice. “You’re going to bring Brett Kavanaugh into this?” he gawked. “I like how Trump’s way of dealing with an extremely sensitive issue is to bring in another extremely sensitive issue. He’s like, ‘Here to discuss school shootings, special guest speaker Bill Cosby!'”

“But you know what’s funny?” Noah said. “In many ways, this is like the Kavanaugh situation. Trump says he wants to find out what happened, but in reality, he’s already made up his mind. And you might be saying, ‘Oh but Trevor, how do you know that the Saudi Arabians killed him? You’re not a detective.’ …read more

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Stephen Colbert found the one restaurant where Fox News’ Tucker Carlson can still dine in peace

Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson just “went on a podcast and explained how the real victim of our divided nation is his dining options,” Stephen Colbert said, unsympathetically, on Tuesday’s Late Show, playing the audio of Carlson complaining about people yelling obscenities at him when he goes out to eat. “Come on, somebody yelling ‘f— you!’ doesn’t ruin a meal. In fact, I think it wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without it.” But “good news, there’s still one establishment Tucker frequents,” Colbert said. “Naturally, I though it was Extremely White Castle, but I was wrong. Turns out, it’s a restaurant that caters just to him.” The Late Show has the commercial.

The Late Show also had a theory on what happened to a rabid raccoon that was terrorizing Washington. And you can watch that below.

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Stephen Colbert gets some real answers from The Late Show’s fake Melania Trump

“It’s been a huge month or Melania Trump — she just returned from a trip to Africa, which was her first solo trip overseas,” Stephen Colbert said on Tuesday’s Late Show. “While she was on her first trip without the president, Melania sat down with ABC News to do something she never does with her husband: Talk for an hour.” Several of her comments made headlines, including he explanation for her “I Really Don’t Care Do U?” jacket and her indifference to her husband’s alleged infidelities.

“But is she really still deeply in ‘yes we are fine, yes’ with her husband?” Colbert asked. “Here to tell us in her first exclusive interview since her first exclusive interview,” Melania Trump (or at least her Late Show stand-in, Laura Benanti). It is a little surprising that her production of “focus” made it past the CBS censors. The Late Show Melania Trump had a lot to say about love, marriage, being bullied, sexual assault, whether the press should pay attention to her clothes or her words, and the rationale behind her perennially misunderstood #BeDressed initiative. Watch below.

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