The White House wants to keep national parks open even if the government shuts down

The federal government appears headed for its first shutdown since 2013, but if you had plans to visit a national park or monument next week, you may not be out of luck. The Trump administration is still trying to figure out which federal employees would be furloughed and which would stay on the job during a shutdown, but Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke is working to keep national parks open even if park employees are sent home, The Washington Post reports. The goal: “to minimize anger over the disruption of services.”

The idea of keeping national parks and monuments open was reportedly pushed by White House budget director Mick Mulvaney, who told Fox Business this week that a shutdown “would look very different under a Republican administration than it would under a Democrat.” In the last two shutdowns, Republicans controlled at least one house of Congress and a Democrat was in the White House, and Republicans shouldered most of the blame for ruining vacations. This time, “there is no desire to weaponize closing of public parks or monuments for partisan, political reasons,” said John Czwartacki, a spokesman for Mulvaney’s office.

How to keep the parks open is still being worked out, and there are risks involved with allowing unsupervised tourists to wander around federal lands. But politics aside, this seems like a nice gesture. After all, if Trump isn’t changing his vacation plans for a government shutdown, why should you?

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Stephen Colbert is underwhelmed with Trump’s ‘Fake News Awards,’ but Jimmy Kimmel claps back

The U.S. is hurtling toward a government shutdown, 9 million children are on the verge of losing health care, and North Korea has the bomb, but on Wednesday night President Trump “stayed laser-focused — by announcing the winners of his ‘Fake News Awards,’ the Fakeys,” Stephen Colbert said on Thursday, “and I’m sad to say, The Late Show was snubbed.” It wasn’t for lack of effort. “Like everything from Donald Trump, this award ceremony was overhyped and underwhelming,” Colbert said. Trump had “pumped this as a big event,” but all he did was tweet out a broken link to the Republican National Committee website. “404 Error — yes, presidency not found.”

Eventually, they got the link to work, and the winners were … just a poorly formatted listicle. “There isn’t even a trophy,” Colbert groused. “You can’t just make a list and and call it awards.” The RNC justified hosting Trump’s listicle because the media has “spent 90 percent of the time focused on negative coverage,” a claim Colbert found reasonable. “Well, yeah — Trump is bad at being president 90 percent of the time,” he said. “Just this week, we are preparing for a government shutdown, found out that Trump had an affair with a porn star, and almost lost Hawaii. It’s only Thursday!”

Jimmy Kimmel was also underwhelmed with Trump’s presentation. “But I have to say, it was very thoughtful of the president to hand out awards to the media — the Dishonest and Corrupt Media Awards, but still, they’re awards,” he said on Thursday’s Kimmel Live. “And since he did that for us, on behalf of the media, I think it’s only fair that we extend the same honor to him.” The categories for Kimmel’s “Dishonest and Corrupt President Awards” include “Least Convincing Display of Love,” …read more

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Jimmy Kimmel tries to explain the looming government shutdown with a coffee cart

The government starts shutting down Saturday morning if Congress can’t pass yet another stopgap spending bill. “This really is amazing, we’ve reached a point somehow at which North and South Koreans have a better relationship than Republicans and Democrats do,” Jimmy Kimmel shrugged on Thursday’s Kimmel Live. Republicans have spent the week trying to blame Democrats for shutting down the government, but the GOP controls the House, the Senate, and the White House, he noted. “Democrats can’t even shut down their computers without Paul Ryan’s permission.”

To persuade Democrats — who are insisting on a plan to protect DREAMers — to vote for the stopgap bill, Republicans have attached a six-month extension of the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP), which expired 100 days ago. “Funding for CHIP should have never been allowed to run out in the first place,” Kimmel said. “This is a program that’s supported overwhelmingly by both parties, Republicans and Democrats, and all Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell had to do is put it up for a vote and it would have been a done deal. But they decided to use it as a bargaining tool instead, and so now we’re on the brink of the whole government shutting down.”

“And I know this is complicated,” Kimmel said — some conservatives criticized his understanding of the legislative process during a Twitter fight on Wednesday night — “but I have a way to illustrate what’s going on that I hope will make sense in a simple way. Now bring in the coffee cart.” In this episode of “Barista Theater,” the cappuccino (standing in for CHIP) was a two-for-one affair. Scene over, Kimmel reiterated that Republicans are baldly using CHIP as leverage, adding that “unfortunately for them, this ruse got a little …read more

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Stephen Colbert defends Trump from the ‘girthers,’ while Trevor Noah laughs at Trump’s mental test

A day after the White House doctor revealed the results of President Trump’s physical, “the nation is still reeling from the shocking news that our president is perfectly healthy,” Stephen Colbert said on Wednesday’s Late Show. “Good news, 7th graders! Instead of 25 pushups and a mile run, from now on the presidential physical fitness test is going to be 25 Filet-O-Fishes and 3 hours of Fox & Friends.”

According to the presidential physician, Trump is 6-foot-3 and 139 pounds, “but some people don’t believe that — for instance, people,” Colbert said. “Many of these people have started the ‘girther’ movement.” Now, listen, he said. “I don’t say this often, but we’re being unfair to Donald Trump. I mean, no one looks good pictured next to one of the world’s greatest athletes. For instance, I’m 5′ 11″ and 185 pounds, and I’m going to show you a picture of me next to an NFL player of that same height and weight — in hell. You’re never going to see it.”

The doctor also said Trump is mentally fit, but The Daily Show’s Trevor Noah had some doubts about the cognition test Trump aced. “I can’t believe part of the test for your president’s mental health is to see if he can identify animals,” he said. “Really, you’re going to give him a rhino test? That sounds like a joke about African presidents. ‘This is a lion, this is a rhino, and this is a camel.’ ‘Congratulations, sir, you’re now the president of Uganda!'”

Tonight at 11/10c, Trump aces a cognitive exam that asks him to identify pictures of animals and name words that start with the letter “F.” pic.twitter.com/YgCgSqhHl4

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) January 18, 2018

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