Trevor Noah uses Pete Buttigieg’s Fox News success to highlight what 2020 Democrats can gain by going on Fox

The Democratic presidential field is split over whether to sit down for interviews on Fox News, a news network that has a decidedly anti-Democrat slant. Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) are on the no side, Trevor Noah said on Tuesday’s Daily Show, but Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) got a warm welcome and appeared to win people over in his town hall, and on Sunday night, South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg slammed Fox News hosts Laura Ingraham and Tucker Carlson — and got a standing ovation from the Fox News audience.

“Pete Buttigieg went on Fox News, trashed their most popular anchors, and then got a standing ovation at the end — that is amazing,” Noah said. “Because if someone came to your house and told you how ugly your kids were, you’d probably be like, ‘Get the hell out of here!’ You wouldn’t be like: ‘Someone had to say it. You’ve got a big-a– head, Billy. … Some reporters on Fox News actually credited Buttigieg for coming on to their network. But, the kids with the big-a– heads? They weren’t as happy.”

“Laura Ingraham, Tucker Carlson, and Brian Kilmeade, they were all pretty pissed with Buttigieg’s star turn on Fox,” Noah said. “But there was one Fox viewer who was downright heartbroken.” That would be President Trump, who complained about Buttigieg’s town hall beforehand and slammed it at a rally on Monday night. “Aw, poor Trump,” Noah said. “You realize what happened here: The news network that he loves the most flirted with a younger, hotter candidate, and he’s clearly shook.”

Noah didn’t have a pat answer on whether Democrats should go on Fox New or stay away. “In many ways, it’s just like eating an Oreo,” he said. And …read more

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Jimmy Kimmel has a very specific analogy for Merrick Garland deciding the fate of Trump’s tax records

“Congress might finally get a look at the president’s finances, even though he very much doesn’t want that to happen,” Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday’s Kimmel Live. A federal judge upheld a House subpoena for Trump’s records from his accounting firm on Monday, and while Trump has appealed the decision, “this is the best,” Kimmel said: “The judge who might preside over that appeal is none other than Merrick Garland, the guy whose Supreme Court seat got squatted by Republicans in Congress.”

“How perfect is that?” Kimmel asked. “Keep your fingers crossed. That’s like if Donald and Melania renewed their vows, and the minister was Stormy Daniels.” At a rally in Pennsylvania on Monday night, Trump “took shots at Joe Biden, the Oscars, Fox News, and even the lighting on stage,” saying he prefers the sun to artificial lights, Kimmel said. “This, by the way, is coming from a man who sleeps in a tanning bed,” he noted. But “he’s right, the lights are very bright — maybe they should be president for a little while.”

Kimmel also caught up on some crumbs from last week, namely Sen. Ted Cruz’s (R-Texas) much-ridiculed warning about “space pirates.” “Just when you think Ted Cruz can’t get any weirder, he goes and becomes a Scientologist on us,” Kimmel joked. But he took the remark seriously to create a trailer for Space Force 2, featuring, of course, space pirates.

The Late Show mocked Cruz last week, with some traditional space pirate shanties. Watch below.

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Joe Biden counterpunches Trump over attempted Pennsylvania dis

At a rally in Pennsylvania on Monday night, President Trump went after former Vice President Joe Biden, who — according to public and apparently internal Trump campaign polling — is beating Trump in the Keystone State. “He’s not from Pennsylvania,” Trump said of Biden, who lived in Scranton until age 10. “I guess he was born here, but he left you folks. He left you for another state. Remember that, please.”

Stephen Colbert’s Late Show turned that into a mock Trump attack ad.

On #LSSC tonight: Pennsylvanians who were abandoned by Joe Biden need your love and support. pic.twitter.com/bz7NAYa5WR

— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) May 22, 2019

But Biden appeared to take the slight more seriously. “I’ve never forgotten where I came from,” he wrote on Twitter. “My family did have to leave Pennsylvania when I was 10 — we moved to Delaware where my Dad found a job that could provide for our family.”

And he doesn’t understand that the longest walk a parent can make is up a short flight of stairs to their child’s bedroom to say, honey, I’m sorry. We have to move. You can’t go back to your school. You won’t see your friends because Daddy or Mommy lost their job.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 21, 2019

Biden continued the pushback at a Florida fundraiser Tuesday night, deftly slipping in a coal reference

and here’s @JoeBiden at a fundraiser in FL tonight swinging back at Trump >

“’He left Scranton!’” Biden said, quoting Trump. “I did, I was 10 years old, man. My dad left for a reason [Trump] couldn’t possibly understand. He left when coal died and there were no jobs…”

— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) May 21, 2019

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Stephen Colbert cheers Merrick Garland’s surprise cameo in the Trump financial records endgame

The latest blow in the oversight fight between President Trump and Congress was former White House Counsel Don McGahn ignoring a subpoena from the House Judiciary Committee, Stephen Colbert explained on Tuesday’s Late Show. “They wanted to ask McGahn about the section of the Mueller report where McGahn says Trump tried to obstruct justice — and it’s a large section — but last night the White House blocked McGahn from testifying to Congress. So, they don’t get to ask about obstruction, because the alleged obstructer obstructed the witness to his obstructing.”

House Democrats, who scolded McGahn’s empty chair on Tuesday, are not happy. “But there’s some good news on the obstruction front,” Colbert said. On Monday, a federal judge upheld a different House subpoena for Trump’s financial records from his accounting firm. “That’s huge — we are finally getting his financial records, and I have a strong feeling that we’re going to find out that the whole time, Eric was just a shell corporation,” he joked. Trump criticized the ruling and the judge, and Colbert recapped in Trump voice: “You can’t trust an Obama-appointed judge. Take it from me, a Putin-appointed president.”

“Trump promised to appeal this decision — and now comes the fun part,” Colbert said. “Because the case is going to the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, which is headed by …. drumroll please … Judge Merrick Garland.” In case you forgot, he said, “Merrick Garland is the judge Obama nominated to the Supreme Court in 2016, only to have his appointment shot down by Mitch McConnell. Now that guy’s court gets to rule on Trump’s financial records.” Ha, “payback’s a Mitch,” Colbert said, adding, quietly and probably correctly, “I’m sure he’ll be evenhanded.”

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