Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Meyers try to make sense of Monday’s Rod Rosenstein madness

“A lot of presidents might look at a week in which their Supreme Court nominee’s being accused by multiple women of sexual assault and think, ‘It can’t get any worse than this,'” Jimmy Kimmel said on Monday’s Kimmel Live, but that’s where President Trump really “shines — it can always get worse.” In this case, Trump is meeting with Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein on Thursday amid speculation he’ll fire him over a New York Times report about Rosenstein suggesting wearing a wire to record Trump. “It would be very fishy if Trump fires Rosenstein, because he’s the guy overseeing the special counsel and the Russia investigation,” Kimmel said, “but Thursday’s also the day of the [Brett] Kavanaugh testimony, and some people believe Trump might fire Rosenstein just to change the news coverage that day.”

Stephen Colbert saw an immediate flaw in Rosensteins alleged plot. “The wire is really smart, because — think about this — if Trump were caught on tape saying something horrible, he could win the 2016 election,” he deadpanned on The Late Show. “The whole damn thing came to a head this morning when one news report claimed that Rod Rosenstein had verbally resigned to John Kelly — to which Kelly replied, ‘Damnit, I was going to resign to you!’ But, they were wrong.” Cable news networks went crazy chasing the rumors anyway, Colbert said, laughing over “the first ever cable news car chase of a parked car.”

On Late Night, Seth Meyers noted the absurdity of “a constitutional crisis because nobody could tell if Rod Rosenstein was joking of not,” then ran through the crazily shifting reports on Rosenstein’s job status, including the CNN anchors “talking in circles about how confused they were.” He ended with some dodgy theories Republicans are trotting …read more

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Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah have a quizzical laugh at Brett Kavanaugh’s novel defense strategy

Stephen Colbert ran through the new allegations of sexual misconduct by Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, and they are mildly NSFW. His new accuser, Deborah Ramirez, “acknowledges that she has gaps in her memory, because she had also been drinking that night, but she remembers that somebody yelled down the hall, ‘Brett Kavanaugh just put his penis in Debbie’s face,'” he said on Monday’s Late Show. “And a little further down the hall, a 50-year-old Chuck Grassley yelled, ‘Get that man on the Supreme Court!'”

Colbert noted that the allegations originated not from Ramirez but from emails among Ramirez’s classmates in July, before Kavanaugh’s first accuser, Christine Blasey Ford, came forward. “Obviously this is a disturbing allegation that has to be investigated,” he said. “You don’t want to confirm a perv to a job where you get to wear a robe every day.” Kavanaugh, to rebut Ford’s allegations, “is attempting a bold new defense strategy,” Colbert said: Handing over his calendars from 1982. “Who hangs on to their high school calendars?” he asked “The only things I have left over from high school are deep emotional scars.”

The Late Show also had some jokes about Kavanaugh’s yearbook, the focus of some real questions on Monday

On The Daily Show, Trevor Noah also mocked Kavanaugh’s 1982 calendars gambit. “Come on, man, a calendar just says what you plan on doing, not what you actually did,” he said. “It’s also pretty ballsy that Kavanaugh, as a judge, would bring up an old calendar as his defense, because I wonder if that would hold up in his court?” Look, Noah said, “I get why Republicans are doing this. Getting five conservative justices onto the Supreme Court is something they’ve been dreaming of for 40 years, so they’ll …read more

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John Oliver savages Facebook over Myanmar anti-Rohingya hate speech

“Facebook has been in the news a lot recently over concerns about everything, from privacy to fake news to Russian trolls, but tonight we’re actually going to go in a different direction,” John Oliver said on Sunday’s Last Week Tonight: Facebook’s “behavior overseas.” More than half of Facebook’s revenue and 80 percent of its users now come from outside the U.S.

Facebook and its founder, Mark Zuckerberg, have aggressively pushed the “utopian” idea that connecting billions of people around the world is an unvarnished good, Oliver noted, but “it’s important to remember that when it comes to the internet, a certain number of those people are then going to say ‘Jews control sharks who did 9/11!’ and you really have to think that through. Unfortunately, thinking things through has never really been Facebook’s strong point.” In fact, he said, Facebook “has made some hugely consequential mistakes overseas, and that’s what tonight’s story is about.”

Oliver pointed to a few examples but focused mostly on Myanmar, where Facebook is ubiquitous on smartphones — and the company has been very slow in policing its posts for violence-inciting posts against the minority Muslim Rohingya community by military leaders, politicians, and especially a Buddhist monk so hateful he’s been called the “Burmese bin Laden.” One teacher in Myanmar compared Facebook to a toilet, but Oliver said that’s unfair, because “there is a purity and integrity to toilets that Facebook seriously lacks.”

Until Facebook fixes this, he said, “it is painfully obvious everyone should be treating everything on their site with extreme skepticism and see Facebook for what it actually is: A fetid swamp of mistruths and outright lies interspersed with the occasional reminder of a dead pet. That’s it.” While his audience gasped, Oliver played his own version of a …read more

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Where the Wild Things Are is coming to the stage

“Let the wild rumpus start” — on stage.

The 1963 picture book Where the Wild Things Are is being adapted for an off-Broadway play, The Hollywood Reporter revealed Friday.

The classic Maurice Sendak book follows a character named Max as he ventures to a wild jungle after being sent to bed without supper. He meets wild beasts, befriends them, becomes king, enjoys a quick rumpus with his new Wild Thing pals, then heads back to his bedroom. The book was previously adapted into a 2009 live action film directed by Spike Jonze.

Though Sendak died in 2012, the Maurice Sendak Foundation is commissioning the new play for development by New York’s New Victory Theater. There’s no set date for the production yet, but Sendak’s friend and collaborator Arthur Yorinks has joined the project to adapt the script. Read more at The Hollywood Reporter.

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